The Misapprehension of Bella Swan


FIC/LINK:The Misapprehension of Bella Swan

AUTHOR: HunterHunting

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella hate hockey. She hates the hockey hookers (puck bunnies) and the hockey whores (the players) but she suffers through the games for her step dad Phil and step brother Emmett, a pro player. But after a long night being worked over by one Edward Cullen, hockey-whore extrordinaire, i sshe ready to change her view on hockey players?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1: WTF Makes Violence Hot? - Bella is so snarky and so not interested in hockey. She reads whilst sitting in the first row of a game. But Bella and Edward don't waste ANY time diving into each others pants. Emmett tries to play big brother but Bella isn't taking any of that BS!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Their relationship is really only beginning so no epic chapter as of yet...I'll update once there is one.


FINAL THOUGHT: Hockeyward and Snarkella are awesome!! Hes sofa king hot and packing...a LOT! and I love Bella's no filter, pervy mouth! So funny! Its quite a humorous love story with some awesome smut!!! Its on the opposite end of the CWAIA spectrum and just great!!!

Decoy


FIC/LINK: Decoy

AUTHOR: 107yroldvirgin

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:A deal that will change their lives: Bella Swan is tired of being a nobody and makes a deal with one of the most popular guys in high school, Edward Cullen, to help her break into the "cool" clique. But is she who he thinks she is? Or is she more?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella wants more out of HS. That means being part of the popular crowd and not be known as 'Pot Girl' any longer. So to propel her from loser to popular status, she blackmails the elusive Edward Cullen into helping her achieve her goal. But maybe he isn't who she thought he was, and she definitely isn't who he thought she was. Can both of them get what they want and still come out in one piece?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: The Prologue - seriously, I love a glimpse into the future of the fic. Being thrown into the most dramatic moment thats chapters and chapters away is awesome!! its a good first chapter as we see both BPOV and EPOV and the arrangement begins!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 5 - HS can kill you. This chapter is epically shows you how! We get some progress with Edward and Bella but we also begin to see the downfall of Bella.


FINAL THOUGHT: I was ADDICTED to this chapter from the Prologue!! NO LIE! I even scred myself how quickly i was obsessed!! Its based on the 80s movie Can't Buy Me Love(I watched this and the fic is soooooo much better!) but the content the author uses is fantastic! She writes about how harsh HS is and how for some, it is hell! This updates weekly with no hesitation! Really Really worth a read!!!