FIC/LINK:The Misapprehension of Bella Swan
HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.
HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella hate hockey. She hates the hockey hookers (puck bunnies) and the hockey whores (the players) but she suffers through the games for her step dad Phil and step brother Emmett, a pro player. But after a long night being worked over by one Edward Cullen, hockey-whore extrordinaire, i sshe ready to change her view on hockey players?
CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1: WTF Makes Violence Hot? - Bella is so snarky and so not interested in hockey. She reads whilst sitting in the first row of a game. But Bella and Edward don't waste ANY time diving into each others pants. Emmett tries to play big brother but Bella isn't taking any of that BS!
CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Their relationship is really only beginning so no epic chapter as of yet...I'll update once there is one.
FINAL THOUGHT: Hockeyward and Snarkella are awesome!! Hes sofa king hot and packing...a LOT! and I love Bella's no filter, pervy mouth! So funny! Its quite a humorous love story with some awesome smut!!! Its on the opposite end of the CWAIA spectrum and just great!!!