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Vines

2011-09-15T07:18:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Vines

AUTHOR: FictionFreak95

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: After years of running away, Edward Cullen finds himself back at his family's home in Napa Valley vineyard. What should have been a short trip and quick sell of an old run down crop turns into one of the hardest decisions he never though he'd have to make.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Edward joined the army to escape his family, his past, and the vines. But when tragedy strikes and Edward has to return home, he realizes running away a second time may not be as easy as he thought.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 5 - Clean Flavor. Edwards first encounter with Bella wasn't what people would call smooth and in this chapter he gets another go around. Their interaction is so cute but hilarious as Bella is trying to deny the obvious attraction.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 19 - Thin Line. This chapter is a bit of a rollercoaster. Its set at a festival and we get cute and fun Bella and Edward moments with their friends but where Edward is, there's always trouble. There's a surprise appearance and some fists are thrown!

FINAL THOUGHT: Army/VineWard and his Pie Girl are awesome! (Bella gives him a cute nickname too but you have to read to find out!) Edward was going back to a home he ran away from just to tie up loose ends and then he hoped to escape again. He expected nothing from the trip but gained so much. Its a really good drama/humor fic. Oh and the author gives out nifty little info about wines at the end of each chapter :)

The Best I Ever Had

2011-09-15T06:36:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: The Best I Ever Had

AUTHOR: whatsmynomdeplume

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Who says guys and girls can't be friends? Bella and Edward are best of friends. Until one night when the 'friend' line is completely bleached away. Can they still be friends? Can they be friends with benefits? Or can they be more?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1 - The gang are so funny! They're hounding Bella as to who it is that gave her the best sex of her life. She's remaining coy. Then in walks Edward.... the 'best sex' deliverer. He's one of the gang too but Bella and Edward are JUST friends...right?

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 10 - Their relationship progresses so much up to this point...too bad it was all online. Now they see each other in the flesh again! But it won't go the way they want it to.

FINAL THOUGHT: This fic is short, complete, and so funny!!!! This is all in BPOV but I love how the author slips in very erm...panty-wetting EPOV passages in between each chapter. Loved the way it ended!!

Dear Mr Masen

2011-09-14T07:43:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Dear Mr Masen

AUTHOR: jendonna

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: "Error 434: Reprimanding an executive" Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr Masen: A story of unauthorized internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullne Inc.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella's passion in life is cooking. Yet she's working in IT at a big corporation trawling for unauthorised internet usuage. But when she reprimands the CFO (soon to be CEO) Mr Masen for looking up recipes, she inadvertently starts up a friendship about food.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1 - Honestly, if you are not laughing throughout this and clicking that 'next chapter' button as quick as you can...I don't understand!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 17. Things go both uphill and downhill from this point forward

FINAL THOUGHT: The beginning of this fic is so cute! Its just emails back and forth between Edward and Bella but they are so funny! I'm really glad that they became such good friends before anything happened. Bella is truly the yin to Edward's yang.

There is a Light

2011-09-14T06:42:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: There is a Light

AUTHOR: belladonnacullen

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook - this was back when it was still possible for people to not know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Its 1987. You have a crush on a rockstar. You know everything about them. Birthday, likes, dislikes, who his parents are. But what happens when the rockstar wants to know those things about you? Well Little One, you're about to find out.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 4 - What She Said. This chapter covers an interesting span of time and is very up and down but leaves you reeling with wonder.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 14 - I Know Its Over. You suspect the events that are explained in this chapter happened much earlier but this plays that scene out for you. Shattering event!

FINAL THOUGHT: This story...THIS STORY! My god! Its so emotional and beautiful and heartbreaking! Just AMAZING! My heart aches with love and loss and I absolutely adore the way it is set up. The back and forth of past and present is brilliant as Bella relives this story for her daughter. She could have written this in a consecutive order of time but the effect would not be the same. The teasing of then and now are what make the story so good!

High School Confidential

2011-04-21T19:27:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: High School Confidential

AUTHOR: troublefollows1017

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Bella, fresh from a breakup, starts a new job as a guidance counselor at Masen HS under the watchful eye of her very handsome but very married principal, Edward Cullen. A connection begins to develop as they work together to help the troubled students.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella begins her new role as a guidance counselor at Masen HS making fast friends with the students and faculty. Too bad the only person she wants to be really friendly with is the married principal Edward. The two grow close as they work together with the students but how close can you get to a taken man?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 5 - Saturday's All Right. Edward really begins to sweep you off your feet! Oh and Bella too. This guy knocks up so many ticks in this chapter its swoon-worthy!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 32 - Bella's Monday. This one really threw a curve ball at me! Such a rollercoaster of a chapter!

FINAL THOUGHT: Ahh Edward is so perfect in this fic! OK maybe not cos he's married and attracted to Bella...but you can totally understand why she is head over heels for him. I loved the dramas of the HS students and how they impacted on the lives of the faculty and Jake was perfectly like Jake from the books!

The Plan

2011-04-20T21:39:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: The Plan

AUTHOR: QuantumFizzx

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of corner-office Cullen. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: When Bella has to go on a business trip with her assaholic, demanding, boss Edward, she discovers how big of an ass he can be. Waiting on him hand and foot and obeying his every order would drive anybody to quit! But can Edward break Bella or can she outplay him and predict everything he needs before he needs it.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 6 - Day 369 7:30am. Bella is handed what everyone else see's as her death sentence. The job of being Edward Cullen's assistant! Dun dun duuuuuun!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 39 - Day 375 9:20pm. You will be whooping and cheering for Bella in this one!

FINAL THOUGHT: Another fic that updated very quickly...like 5 times a day! With tiny little chapters! You could zoom through all 70 odd chapters in under 2 hrs! Assward in this fic is such an ass! But luckily Bella knows how to handle him. She's so good at her job and you will love her every time she stumps Cullen!

Let's Get Physical

2011-04-20T19:47:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Let's Get Physical

AUTHOR: Lalina

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: The Goal: Lose 70lbs. The Prize: One steamy night with her personal trainer. When overweight Bella is left by her husband, she is determined to lose weight with the help of Edward Masen. What starts off as payback ends up as so much more.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Whats the best revenge on your ex? A smokin hot makeover! Bella joins a gym and is set up with a seemingly reluctant trainer, Edward, but their physical training may get a little more physical then they both expect.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2: What do you mean HE? Bella is so self conscious she doesn't want a male trainer. but after meeting Edward, who could say no?

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 29 - Hitting Rock Bottom. The chapter title says it all. Both Edward and Bella hit the bottom in this chapter :(

FINAL THOUGHT: I love how real this author was. She never set the story out to get Bella down to a size 0 and was realistic with the weight loss. She had a really good message about Bella finding herself as she lost the weight. Edward as a sexy trainer was definitely incentive but I love how the two became really close friends before anything else. Great story!

What are the Chances

2011-04-20T19:24:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: What are the Chances

AUTHOR: danieller123

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Seeing past the dirt. True beauty inside and out. Routines undone. Edward and Bella. This is life.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Life. There are highs and lows. People grow up. Like puzzle pieces of life we grow up with Bella and Edward

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2 - The Fall. The meet cute. There is still so little information at this point but you will be so intrigued you will continue

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 19 - Father. Holy schmoly! Your chin will be on the ground and water will snort from you nose!!

FINAL THOUGHT: This was such a unique fic!!! Daily updates ranging from 200-1200 words only. Such a quick read but the snippets are just so fulfilling! You can never get enough! and the end... what a fantastic author!! Twitter was abuzz with mixed feelings of the end! Let me know what you thought of the end!

The Cullen Campaign

2011-04-20T18:55:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: The Cullen Campaign

AUTHOR: belladonna1472

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan both have parents who are powerful on Capitol Hill. Problem is, their families are political enemies. What happens when Democrat!Edward and Republican!Bella bump into each other at Union Station in D.C.?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Edward and Bella are born enemies. Purely because of their families political standings. But when they meet up on a train, one thing leads to another and soon enemy lines are being blurred.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2 - In Transit. The sexual tension is "OMG!" You get your first taste of sexy political bantering. Never thought you would like that sort of thing...? YOU WILL! I dont know American politics but Bella and Edward can teach me anytime!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Its a tie... Chapter 25 - The Blind Side and Chapter 26 Fight or Flight. When manure hits the fan with Bella's family! These chapters are suspenseful, sweet, and just funny too!

FINAL THOUGHT: I LOVE LOVE LOVE me some romantic comedy FFs and this one delivers! Oh and it has secret relationships and the sneaking around is just too fun. The political banter is amazing and Edward and Bella are too cute in this fic. They are both strong characters and their situations are just insane LOL Must read!!

Paper CutOuts

2010-09-12T07:24:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Paper CutOuts

AUTHOR: TwistedCoincidence and Astillbe13

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella sees herself as boring and uninteresting preferring the company of her FB friends rather than anyone she can physically see. All she ever wanted was for someone to share her story and she finds it with someone she never would have expected.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2 - Edward life is not what you think and its the first time B and E meet...in a pretty funny/awkward manner too =D

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 24 - The way the chapter starts to the way it ends is a total slap in the face! If you blink you could miss the drama!

FINAL THOUGHT: This is such a sweet story about two ordinary people, living their mundane lives, hoping to find someone to share their story but not actively looking. But it takes just one meeting to begin a story. Daddyward is awesome!!!! I love Finn! Its such a real relationship, with no theatrical drama from the outside world, its all about two people who write themselves a new story together.

Under the Apple Tree

2010-09-12T07:07:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Under the Apple Tree

AUTHOR: Danieller123

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Sometimes love that hurts can heal

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella is a working girl that strips for a living but this is not a possibility anymore once she becomes pregnant. Edward steps in to help her in more ways than Bella could have ever imagined.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2: Carnival Town - The first chapter is a quick look into Bella's life and mind but this chapter is where she first bumps into Edward. Her life seems so dismal but Edward helps to bring a little light to it.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 46: By the Grace - a BIG decision is made here and its a very epic chapter for Bella.

FINAL THOUGHT: The writing style fo this fic is amazing!! But you do need to read quite a few fics before you can appreciate the different style. This chapters are short and the fic is complete but the story really sticks with you. I couldn't put this one down and read it very quickly! Its the sweetest Edward I have EVER read! Its just brilliant!

For the Summer

2010-09-12T06:43:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK For The Summer

AUTHOR: Camoozle

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: 17 years. 17 Summers. Can you ever be more than just 'friends' when you see each other for two months out of a year? This FF chronicles 17 summers from Edward and Bella beginning when they are 11.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2: That Time I Left First - The prologue peaks your interest, Ch 1 sets the scene and this chapter gets the ball rolling. Its the first time Bella realizes Edward is not a one-time0summer friend, he comes back! They are so young and innocent and just so cute!!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Serious heartbreak chapters...Chapter 8: That Time You Brought Your Friends - Edward bursts their summer bubble with his friends from home...and Chapter 10: That Time You Brought the Skank - the chapter title is self explanatory but theres this one scene....you HAVE to read it!!! =O

FINAL THOUGHT: I was HOOKED on this fic! Its complete and I powered through it in under 2 days! I could have done it in less if I could ignore RL! The entire fic is BPOV and each chapter is a new summer! Its a fantastic journey through their lives where they experience first kisses, first loves, first break-ups....its just EPIC! Love love loved it!!! =D

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan

2010-05-09T22:04:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK:The Misapprehension of Bella Swan

AUTHOR: HunterHunting

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella hate hockey. She hates the hockey hookers (puck bunnies) and the hockey whores (the players) but she suffers through the games for her step dad Phil and step brother Emmett, a pro player. But after a long night being worked over by one Edward Cullen, hockey-whore extrordinaire, i sshe ready to change her view on hockey players?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1: WTF Makes Violence Hot? - Bella is so snarky and so not interested in hockey. She reads whilst sitting in the first row of a game. But Bella and Edward don't waste ANY time diving into each others pants. Emmett tries to play big brother but Bella isn't taking any of that BS!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Their relationship is really only beginning so no epic chapter as of yet...I'll update once there is one.

FINAL THOUGHT: Hockeyward and Snarkella are awesome!! Hes sofa king hot and packing...a LOT! and I love Bella's no filter, pervy mouth! So funny! Its quite a humorous love story with some awesome smut!!! Its on the opposite end of the CWAIA spectrum and just great!!!

Decoy

2010-05-09T21:43:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Decoy

AUTHOR: 107yroldvirgin

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:A deal that will change their lives: Bella Swan is tired of being a nobody and makes a deal with one of the most popular guys in high school, Edward Cullen, to help her break into the "cool" clique. But is she who he thinks she is? Or is she more?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella wants more out of HS. That means being part of the popular crowd and not be known as 'Pot Girl' any longer. So to propel her from loser to popular status, she blackmails the elusive Edward Cullen into helping her achieve her goal. But maybe he isn't who she thought he was, and she definitely isn't who he thought she was. Can both of them get what they want and still come out in one piece?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: The Prologue - seriously, I love a glimpse into the future of the fic. Being thrown into the most dramatic moment thats chapters and chapters away is awesome!! its a good first chapter as we see both BPOV and EPOV and the arrangement begins!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 5 - HS can kill you. This chapter is epically shows you how! We get some progress with Edward and Bella but we also begin to see the downfall of Bella.

FINAL THOUGHT: I was ADDICTED to this chapter from the Prologue!! NO LIE! I even scred myself how quickly i was obsessed!! Its based on the 80s movie Can't Buy Me Love(I watched this and the fic is soooooo much better!) but the content the author uses is fantastic! She writes about how harsh HS is and how for some, it is hell! This updates weekly with no hesitation! Really Really worth a read!!!

Something Wicked This Way Comes

2010-03-29T17:45:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Something Wicked This Way Comes

AUTHOR: Serendipitydooda

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Halloween. As a kid I'd look forward to getting dressed up and pigging out on candy. This year I’m looking forward to getting dressed up and, as my friend Rosalie so charmingly puts it,“finally fuck Edward Cullen right out of my system."

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella is completely head over heels in love with Edward. But he doesn't seem to feel the same way. She is hopelessly devoted and is blind to all the eye rolling her best friends give her. So when Rose suggests that she just needs to 'fuck him out of her system" Bella just hears the words "fuck him" and is onboard! So let the naughty games begin!

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 3: Lap Dance - This is the first time you get to see Bella and Edward interacting and you understand why she is so wants to fuck him! In the good way of course ;)

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 8: The Walk of Win - HOLY HOTNESS! This chapter starts out steamy and you will be squealing! But then reality will set in, but then you will be straight back to Edward fantasy land!

FINAL THOUGHT: This is another fic which is only just started having only 9 chapters atm but its soooooo good! Bella talks to herself...A LOT....but its in her mind and dammit it is freaking hilarious! Her inner pep talks and running commentary will have you in stitches. There is also a lot of cute and sexy, dirty innuendo's shared between Bella and Edward. They have been long time friends and its always flirty flirty with them which is hot and cute!

Guardian

2010-03-29T17:21:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Guardian

AUTHOR: ChampagneAnyone

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: When Bella is orphaned at 8 and joins the Cullen family, 17 year old Edward is already off to college. Bella has always been the baby of the Cullen family but when Edward returns to celebrate her graduation, he notices she's not so little anymore.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: The Prologue - Drama drama drama!!! Edward is announcing his engagement to someone who is NOT Bella. But he had just spent a sordid time in the library with her!?

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 9: Fracture - This chapter is such a rollercoaster! You will be angry, then you will be turned on, then you will be shattered!

FINAL THOUGHT: I normally dont review fics this early but after 9 chapters, this fic has me completely sucked in. Just ask Leydylaura and her lack of sleep due to my constant DM's to her LOL. The whole thing is so hot and cold! Its wonderful!! You would never believe she is a first time writer!

Spy Games

2010-03-29T16:47:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Spy Games

AUTHOR: Jenn1987

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella and Edward are CEO's of enemy company's. The buildings of their respective company's are only across the road from one another. The spy games begin when Bella spies through her office window (with binoclars!) at the newly appointed CEO, Edward. Being public rivals means there is no way they could be together publicly either. But can they keep their hands off each other?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1: Behind Enemy Lines - Their first spy encounter! Its hot, its in an office, has snarky conversations and leaves you as confused as Bella at the end! whew! LOL

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 20: Fantasies, Sacrifices & Falling in Love - Well the last part gives it away but we also start to learn what skeletons Edward has hidden in his closet....and its a big skeleton!!!

FINAL THOUGHT: This fic has all the right things for me...forbidden love, snarky convos, hot lemons, a strong Bella and I love how this fic revolves around their company. Its all very intersting actually! I love love love B and E together in this fic! Definitely read this one!

The Red Line

2010-02-22T19:21:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: The Red Line

AUTHOR: WinndSinger

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella needs a subject to study for her Psychiatry assignment. So who better then exotic dancer Edward? Because you must be very messed up to be in that line of work. So Bella buys Edward for a solid two weeks to study everything about him. But Edward wants Bella to get her moneys worth, so as she learns about his secrets, he teaches her a few things about herself she didn't know. But what neither of them know is ho 2 weeks together can change their lives.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1 - Stripperward comes into the story fangs baring, chest naked, and shaking his fine behind!!!! Oh to have been Bella in that cage with him!!! =D

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 33: Judge, Jury and Executioner - So much happens in this chapter...there are quite a few epic chapters for this fic but this one tops them all! You jus have to read it to understand why!

FINAL THOUGHT: Stripperward is hawt!!! He's cocky, in both senses of the word, whereas Bella is so shy. They are a perfect combo! The story is so intense and when you get to understand why Edward is in that line of work...it will blow you away! You really see the horrific lifestyle that Edward lives and some things will make you cringe so badly! Such a good story but and its COMPLETE!

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT

This is in my top ten again. The Red Line is my first fic outside of the typical E/B realm where Edward is saving Bella in some way. I read this fic wicked early on my fandom life and the first few chapters were hard to wrap my head around. Solely based on the my limited fan fiction experience.

However, I love the boundaries pushed in this fic. I love Edward's faux confidence and Bella's trust. I love the seedy, underhanded ties that bind Edward to his lifestyle. I think that Thumper (Edward's nickname) is sexy as hell. One minute, I want to be naughty with him and the next I want to cuddle with him.

I was sold the minute Bella took Edward into the dark room and asked him to talk to her.

My one complaint is that I wish the author would resurface and write the sequel. I wanna know how it progresses.

Eight Days A Week

2010-02-22T18:48:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Eight Days A Week

AUTHOR: 107yearoldvirgin

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Bella Swan needs a Nanny. Edward Cullen needs a job. Accepting the Manny position will change his life forever...and may just help him grow up in the process. Snark, humor, lemons and Edward in a towel. Seduction has never been so juvenile

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Edward needs a job and finds an advert about a nanny position. He's not all that serious about it but goes along to the interview anyway. To his surprise he earns the job right then and there, no qualification or background checks necessary. He becomes a live-in manny to a boy and girl for a Bella Swan. Both Edward and the kids stumble their way through the day and teach each other about being a grown-up and being a kid.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Um the effing Prologue!!! Its so darn HOT!!! Otherwise Chapter 1: Help! Where Edward first meets Bella and gets the manny job.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 5: A Taste of Honey - Well there was a revelation here that knocked me on my ass! I so did not see it coming!! :O

FINAL THOUGHT: I LOVE this fic. Its so funny! Edward and the kids are hilarious together and Bella and Edward butt heads to start with, then go through the phase of trying to stay platonic for the sake of the kids. Its really sweet in some scenes that involve the kids and will have you soft as a marshmallow once you read it. A definite must read!! Its not all that heavy on the angst and is nothing like other nanny fics!

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT

This fic is cute and hilarious. 107yearoldvirgin has a way with funny phrases and pop culture references. Edward's references to Don (his penis) or the seual terms he gives the volvo are side splitters. There is a chapter full of things like garbage pail kids and kid sister and it's just awesome! I took a trip down nostalgia lane.

Edward is very playful and Bella is far more serious in this fic as she has had to be responsible for far too long. Personally, I find her character very relatable, which might be why I like this story so much.

Also, there are kids in this fic and I don't feel the need to hurl my Mac or iPhone at the wall while reading like I do with so many other kid fics, which is why I don't read them. The kids in Eight Days a Week aren't bratty or annoying. They're just normal.

*SPOILER ALERT* the proposal in this fic is by far the cutest and most gush worthy proposal I have read in all my fic days.

A Rough Start

2010-02-22T18:28:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: A Rough Start

AUTHOR: ItzMegan73

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Edward is a bachelor struggling with living from paycheck to paycheck. He leads a dismal life alone. That is until one day, a social worker drops his son off on his door step. A son he never knew existed and a son who had nothing left but him. Both struggle to get to know each other and make ends meet. But with the help of his son's teacher, Ms Bella Swan, Edward realizes that maybe life didn't have to be so bad?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 3: Under Pressure - The weight of everything that has suddenly happened to Edward takes its toll and there is a case of mistaken identity that just causes a bit of a problem....

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 15: Maneater - Something happens to Edward son and this begins a motion of events that will inevitably bring Bella and Edward closer together.

FINAL THOUGHT: The beginning of this FF is so depressing! I was always so used to Edward being a rich character, so to see him struggling and his strained relationship with his son was heart breaking. You really feel for Bella in this story too. She is so kind hearted but there a fiery bitch inside of her as well. This is a really good fic describing the struggles of life and shows how the generosity of one single person can go a long way.

The Cannabean Betrothal

2010-02-22T18:11:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: The Cannabean Betrothal

AUTHOR: ItzMegan73

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella and Edward live in the Cannabean society. Moving to the small town of Forks, Bella did not have any high hopes for life until she arranged to be courted by a certain male of the Cannabean society. Both get to know each other by following some strict Cannabean rules but aren't rules are meant to be broken?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 4: A Granted Acquaintance - which is exactly that! Edward is formally introduced to Bella and you start to get a feel of all the rules that they are bound by.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 11: The Foundation of Trust - Lots of VERY interesting information happens here and E and B may break a rule here ;)

FINAL THOUGHT: I don't usually read religious fics but the Cannabean way of life is so bizarre to me. Its so old fashioned and strict. Permission needs to be grnated for B and E to court each other and they are chaperoned EVERYWHERE! No alone time what-so-ever. It is so formal and so so so innocent!! I feel frustrated for the two of them but it is such a sweet fic! No smut yet but you will be swooning at something as simple as a hand hold!

The University of Edward Masen

2010-02-22T17:48:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: The University of Edward Masen

AUTHOR: SebastienRobichaud

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella is a sudent at a University in Toronto and her Professor is the rude and cold Edward Masen. Bella is intimidated by the Professor who likes to give her a hard time and seems to think she is an incapable being. But there is something that drawers him to her time and time again. He doesn't know why and she is definitely not pushing him away.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Well I suppose Chapter 1 - Bella meets the Professor and lets say things start off on a very shaky foot.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 13 - The truth comes out and Edward is clued in!

FINAL THOUGHT: So I would have given up on this FF after the 2nd chapter because Edward is an ASS! Hes rude and mean to Bella and has a mighty thick rod up his ass! But after the last few updates I must admit that I am liking him a tiny tiny bit more... But he would drive me up the wall with his cold, formal way of talking to Bella. But nevertheless, a very intriguing FF that has us theorizing in twitter for hours!

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT

I adore this fic. I adore it because it's pretentious and eccentric vocabulary is intriguing. The use of art and history is enticing. And the mystery of Edward and Bella from the beginning is alluring. Week after week I left a review asking if Edward suffered from some sort of amnesia and finally the truth came out and it was more interesting than I thought.

I kind of forced 5ctBauble to continue to read this. Along with Leydy, we tag teamed her week after week forcing her not to give up. It's a slow-build fic, so you have to be patient. However, it does update regularly every Saturday so you know you don't have to wait long to find out what happens next.

This story is wrapped in the world of Dante and academia. With lectures and thesis advisors and petulant boys who want more than they are offered. It's written for every girl who ever had a crush on her sexier than normal professor.

Let Your Mercy Fall on Me

2010-01-29T06:46:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Let Your Mercy Fall on Me

AUTHOR: Robicorn

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: What happens when Bella moves to the Bible belt, and meets Edward, the hot youth group leader of the church she attends? Will she corrupt and turn the virgin musician against his vows? Will Edward fall from grace? Or will Bella be his saving grace?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Flaky Renee has found her newest phase…religion. She moves her family to Indiana and is engrossed in the religious scene. She forces her wild daughter, Bella, to attend church where she meets Edward. He is the youth group leader and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage let alone dating a 16yr old when he’s 22. But the two decide to keep the relationship ‘private’ but secrets inevitably come out. The two must navigate society, what is seen as good and evil and their own selves.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2:What a Wonderful Maker – Bella and her best friend/fuck buddy Jasper in a church together = trouble! Add Edward to the mix and this triangle gets interesting!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: I have to tie this one… Chapter 29: Losing My Religion and Chapter 30: Stand in the Rain – The chapters flow into one another and its when everything just…HAPPENS! I cant spoil it!! But its honestly drama that is equivalent to events in New Moon!!

FINAL THOUGHT: At first I thought this was going to be some typical fic about Slutella seducing the innocent Bible-boyward. But boy was I wrong!! It has so much depth to it and the use of religion did not phase me at all(seeing how im not religious at all!). The author writes the sweetest lines that are worthy of being in Hallmark cards. The angst in this is so damn good! No fic has broken my heart as much as reading NM did but this one was at NM-cry-worthy levels! Its at 38 chapters and almost complete! The last ten chapters have been phenomenal!!! and the final ones are set to be EPIC if the teaser i just got in an indication! I cannot say any more good things besides this without spoiling all the unexpected turns so GO READ IT!! (then tweet me to discuss!!)

Caravaggio

2010-01-25T19:22:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Caravaggio

AUTHOR: Meimei42

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Bella’s parents have commissioned a painting to be done of her by a one Edward Cullen. He's too suave for his own good and before long he's trying to talk Bella right out of her clothes.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella's parents try really hard to pretend to fit in to the upper class society. So they want a painting of Bella to be done. Only Edward Cullen is a very smooth worker and really does talk B out of her clothes!! But is B just being set up for a broken heart?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2: Strike a Pose - Things get risky when Bella decides to pose nude for Edward

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 8: Skin - This one is a bit angsty and reality hits Bella a bit more.

FINAL THOUGHT: Theres just something about this fic that draws you in.... E says he doesnt do relationship but B says she doesnt care....but you just know that she is going to get her heartbroken at some stage. Oh and the Artistward is kinda sexy ;)

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT

In all honesty, I liked Caravaggio at first. I was interested to see if the title had any indication for the direction of the fic based on the Italian artist. I also like a fic where Edward isn't a doctor or a wealthy businessman like he often is. Don't get me wrong, I love Edward in scrubs and I love Edward behind a desk (that maybe he bends someone over). But I also like to see him in different roles. And the older Edward younger Bella aspect intrigued me as well.

At this point, I have to honestly say I'm disappointed in the fic. Yes, a brooding Edward is sexy and intriguing, but this one is just so tragic that I'm not convinced he's redeemable. And Bella is sort of one dimensional to me, which makes it harder for me to stay interested.

I will implore everyone to read it for themselves and gather their own opinions if you are so inclined.

Bella Swan: Kidnapper

2010-01-25T19:01:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Bella Swan: Kidnapper

AUTHOR: Kambria Rain

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella moves to a new town with her son Leo and kidnaps/saves two young kids from being abused by their babysitter. Turns out they are Edwards kids. Hilarity ensues from there on out!

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1 - Its an insane beginning and a total laugh! You get a glimpse of how crazy this fic turns out!!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: This is a hard one.... Um Chapter 7 - The truth about Leo's father is slowly revealed...

FINAL THOUGHT: This is similar to HOFY but so different at the same time! Its so light with prett much NO ANGST! Its complete and an easy read that really leaves you grinning like a fool after every chapter!! Definitly one to brighten your day!!

Meant To Be

2010-01-07T19:03:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Meant to Be

AUTHOR: jjuliebee

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:A life-changing event drives teenage Bella from her home in Arizona to live with her father in Forks. Will she be ostracized for the choices that she has made, or will she find the love & acceptance that she craves for her and her new baby?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: After trouble with her mom Bella leaves AZ and moves to live with Charlie bringing her new baby with her. She has to face all the criticisms of being a teenage mom and tries her hardest to protect herself and her baby. But when she meets Edward and starts to fall for him, she has to remember that her baby is number one priority and can Edward accept that?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1 - New beginnings: I think i was linked this fic via twitter so i didnt read the outline so i missed the part of B being a mom until it hit me smack in the face at the end of the first chapter. I had never read one where B was a teen mom so that intrigued me right away.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 14: Comeuppance - This author doesnt like angst so theres not too much in this fic but this is the Chapter which could ruin B's future.....

FINAL THOUGHT: This fic is super sweet and not a long one. You are also not dragged through a lot of angst but its sooo good! You get a really good look at how judgmental people can be towards a teen mom and how a select group of people can make you feel safe and loved.

Untouched

2010-01-03T18:25:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Untouched

AUTHOR:TheNomadSoulmate

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Hello. I'm Bella Swan, and i hate men. You didn't really think i'd just be 'dazzled' by you, did you? Oh, honey. I'm smarter than that."

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella moves in with Alice and Alice's cousin, Edward, whom she hates. The two clash at the beginning but begin to bond over giving each other lessons...

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 3 - Feminist. OMG! E and B hate each other and its so funny to see how they interact! The sarcasm is too funny! and I love no BS Bella!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 28 - Love. Well the title kinda says it all....but if you read it.....you will know why else its epic.

FINAL THOUGHT: So this hasnt updated in a while and i kind of forgot the plot so i had to go back a skim through it. But now that I remember it...my god it was a good one! So the author is only 17...but she can write smut like no other! Damn! The chapters aren't too long but they are really good!

The Naked Guy Upstairs

2010-01-01T17:48:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK:The Naked Guy Upstairs (TNGUS)

AUTHOR:AngryBadgerGirl

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Manwhoreward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella moves into a new apartment building where her new neighbor upstairs is Edward, TNGUS. Naked cos the first time she meets him he is stark naked!! They make a deal that Edward will teach virgin Bella about the ins and outs of sex and in return she will be his accessory/date to his work functions. But of course crossing that line blurs the lines of friendship and something more.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1 - So so so funny!!! My fave line comes from Edward about how he knows Bella has brown eyes!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 11 - Theres some role playing and something big happens to Bella ;) But the use of role playing is just to mask their inner emotions.

Its still a bit too early for the epic chapter though...so ill update again another time.

FINAL THOUGHT: This fic is effing amazing! It is loaded with sexual innuendos, witty banter, smutty goodness and more! Its such a light fic and funny and always ALWAYS leaves me grinning from ear to ear after the chapter! I love it so much! You will laugh til you cry!!!

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT

Oh, TNGUS. How I love thee. No, truly. This is my feel good fic because every time I read it, I leave the chapter feeling good; all kinds of smiley and excited. I'm not sure if it's Edward's smooth talking ways or Bella's witty snark, but the combination is a dynamite power house of endorphins.

NO ONE writes wit and humor like AngryBadgerGirl. I say that with the utmost conviction. Who else can make me snort my vodka and swoon simultaneously? Who else can write a character that gives me stitches from laughing and just might also elicit a panty change? No one, I tell you.

Everyone needs to read TNGUS. You'll be drawn in from chapter one as so many of us have been and you'll never want to let go.

Holding Out For You

2009-12-18T16:35:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Holding Out For You

AUTHOR: ObsessingOverEdward

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Adult Bella and Edward are both single parents trying to raise their kids as best they can. Trying to start over after her divorce, Bella moves to Monterey Bay with her son to start over where she falls for Edward, her sons coach. But in the relationship that B and E may develop, there are three kids in the picture which could make things a lot less then smooth sailing.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1:Leaving La Push - This is the first fic I have read where Bella is a mom and it really interested me to see older B and E characters.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 30: Team Party - You want to hate Bella for what she does but you can truly understand why she is doing it. Its so sad :(

FINAL THOUGHT: This ff is my second fave behind WA. Its so so sweet and so damn funny too! Bella's realtionship with her son is fantastic and Edwards with his kids is so heartaching at times. Its a beautiful fic about family and second chances. Not very smutty but there is this one outtake with Honey Sticks...... ;) MUST READ FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alphabet Weekends

2009-12-17T17:58:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Alphabet Weekends

AUTHOR: The-Glory-Days

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Bored with their dismal sex lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella and Edward are the boy/girl bffs from childhood. But thats all they have ever been. Friends. But now that neither is getting any, they decide to make a game of it to satiate their needs. But of course such an intimate game leads to the development of deeper feelings.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 2: V is for Vampires - This is the night they use the first letter. and my god can this woman write lemons! This fic won an award for its lemons!! and rightly so!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 24: Fuck all the rules! Fourteen to go - Well the title of the chapter gives some of it away...but this is where B and E really come together

The ending to Chapter 28 is pretty damn good too!

FINAL THOUGHT: Edward and Bellas relationship is so cute and comfortable and really they are great friends first. No tension whatsoever until they start their sordid little game. This is a smutty FF but its cute and witty too! I love witty banter! =D

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT:
Oh, look. Another top ten for me. I stumbled upon AW in the beginning of my adventure into fanfiction. The description by the author attracted my attention. And uhm, yeah. Caught me hook, line, and sinker.

Chapter that sucked me in? Chatper 2- V is for Vampires. OH MY GOD!! I love vampires. And the role playing in this chapter is perfect. Right down to the hopping up from a chair with super speed. And the sex? Well, yeah. Fuckhawt.

Here's the thing, this story is ripe with lemons. But none of them are the same. Every single one is different. Even the way they feel when the reach orgasm is fresh. And the gradual increase of emotions from Edward and Bella is written very well. I hate, hate, hate a dull and monotonous pursuit of lemons. You won't find this here.

It's coming to an end and this makes me sad. I am very, very jealous of ABCElla because she gets ABCWard and his swagger is so sick. He's funny and cocky and charming and sensitive and hid bedroom skills leave NOTHING to be desired. I love the way he is so in tune to her. You just know he gets her. The things he remembers is like he was storing them up from the day he met her because he knew they'd be together forever.

Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights

2009-12-17T17:42:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights

AUTHOR: A Cullen Wannabe

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella has known Edward for four years being that he's one of her brothers best mates. Bella and Emmett go it alone after their parents die and all of Em's mates, also his SWAT colleagues look out for her. Both have a strong attraction for one another but neither has acted on it due to the 4 year age gap. But now both are adults, living and working in dangerous settings. Dangers which catch up to them and make life a living nightmare.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: The Prologue - You will want to keep reading to see the prologue play out!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 29: The Angels Kiss - OMFG!! This chapter is E P I C!! It switches between 3 POV and reads like a script to a climatic movie scene! So freaking amazing!!!

FINAL THOUGHT: This fic reads like a TV drama series! Its so good! Its Greys Anatomy mixed with the SWAT movie(the Colin Farrell one...). The fic slows down around the 40th chapter though...

and this should entice you...theres McDreamy, McSteamy and McCreamy working with Bella ;)

Its not a very smutty fic but the drama is really good!

EDIT: THe story is now complete with only the epi and some outtakes to go. Im excited for the epi cos it will jump ahead fifteen years! The final five or so chapters of this fic were AMAZING! If you like watching crime dramas like Bones and The Closer, this is a fic for you!! and the last three chapts are pure FLUFF but its so good! It left me all gushy, and smiley at the end...Im feeling very content but sad this is ending :(

Hydraulic Level 5

2009-12-17T17:09:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Hydraulic Level 5

AUTHOR: Gondolier

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Critics hailed Edward Cullen’s novels as “masterful” and "brimstone beauty"--a genius of our time. Eh. I gave him my heart when I was four…and still, he left me for his stupid vampire books. Now he's an NYC elite...and I have extreme sports in Forks, WA.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella and Edward are divorced and have only seen each other 4 times in the past seven years. But with his sister getting married it is inevitable that the two must see each other again. Considering the bride is Bellas ex-sister-in-law. Bella still has no answers for why the marriage ended seven years ago. Both are confused and hurt. living separate, successful lives but can life without love equal success?

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 3: Confluence - The realationship and interraction between B and E is so heart breaking and so intriguing. You can feel the pull of love but there is a barrier stopping the connection. Heartbreaking!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 17: Roostertail - The truth about everything is laid out and its a heart wrenching chapter and answers so many questions!

FINAL THOUGHT: The fic is pretty much ALL BPOV where we only see EPOV through the extracts of his new book he's writing which is more a memoir/autobiography. I am completely sucked in to this fic! It makes you laugh so so much but is so heartbreaking as well! This is up there with Wide Awake for me. I just LOVE the character profiles in this fic! So so good!

FYI: The prologue will confuse the shit out of you. But keep reading and you will get it after a few more chapters!

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT:
So I started to read this off of a rec by a few people and I have to agree that the prologue confused the shit out of me and I almost didn't continue reading. However, I did and I really enjoy this story. In my honest opinion, I wish it updated more. But as an author, I understand that sometimes it isn't possible.

You just want these two to get together. To have it work out. I am NOT a crier and I may or may not have cried a few times reading this fic. I think chapter 24: Hung Up might be my favorite chapter in the story. The cave dwelling or whatever it's called is surprisingly erotic and being stuck in a tent with Edward during a torrential storm is very alluring. The fact that he's willing to do these crazy things with Bella because it's something she enjoys is heartwarming. And he's opening up to her. Letting her in on some very deep issues that he has.

I literally cross my fingers every time I get an update just praying it goes well for them. So far, so good I think.

Fourteen

2009-12-14T17:49:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Fourteen

AUTHOR: Crimsonmarie

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:High school is brutal. It's even worse when you're not a size two. Worse than that? Having a major crush on the biggest, hottest jerk in high
school. Even worse than that? Being paired up with him for a science project.

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: It another one where Edward is the hot popular guy of the school (lets face it, who doesnt like this Edward) and Bella is the social outcast. In this fic its because she is deemed 'overweight' where shes a size 14. Having being paired as Lab partners they are forced to spend a lot of time together but just because they're forced together doesnt mean the chemistry is forced too. Now the two have to navigate the dramas of high school to be together.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 4 - Bella and Edward have a private chat but not before the WHOLE school realizes that the school Prince has gone off with the ugly duckling of the school. Tongues go-a-wagging as everyone pounces on the newest scandal at school.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 9 - Shit hits the fan and poor Edward doesnt know what hit him in the face!

FINAL THOUGHT: This is a super short fic finishing with a total on 14 chapters. Which includes a really good Epi and a few outtakes to come. Its a real nice one to read through quickly as it wont do your head in as you try to figure out the plot.

Emancipation Proclamation

2009-12-08T18:40:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Emancipation Proclamation

AUTHOR: Kharizzmatik

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT:Edward grew up in a life of money, power, & respect. Isabella was born into slavery-has never known another way. Their worlds collide & neither will ever be the same again. Will he give her freedom? Can he bear to ever let her go?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Modern day America and in the Mafia, you can still have slaves. Bella is bought into the Cullen household to care for the Cullen boys. One of whom is the harsh, blunt Edward. Together they learn a different side of themselves they never knew existed and face the challenges that come with being in the mafia. Where the loss of a challenge equates to a loss of life.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Honestly...Chapter 1! Just the concept of slavery in modern day America blows my mind. Its so intriguing and really emotional to know that Bella knows absolutely nothing about the outside world. It opens ur eyes to how scary our world truly is.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Every effing chapter but for me it was Chapter 50: Tangled Web.

This chapter had me screaming and squealing through twitter for a solid 2 days!! It was INTENSE!!!

FINAL THOUGHT: The author can write like crazy! Im talking 15K chapters! But you never feel that they are too long because you just want to keep reading! You will laugh, cry, get emotional everywhere. FYI: theres a particular driving scene in 43. that has me PMSL just remembering reading it!

FYI 2: Ill kill you if you read this review and still dont go to read the damn fic!!

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT:
It is entirely impossible for me to have a final thought on this fic. I am not a ranking person. I feel that there are too many great things in this world, known and unknown, to go around assigning ranks of importance. However, that logic gets blown away with Emancipation Proclamation (EP). It is, without a doubt, my number one fanfiction choice.

I've said it before, I am an Edward sympathizer. I cannot think of a fic where I have not wanted to cause Bella bodily harm at some point. EP is also the only fic where I have yet to want to kill Bella at any point (and we are now on chapter 62). She can't help her situation and I feel that is handled very well. You can't help but find her naiveté and eagerness endearing. My favorite thing about Bella is that as little as she knows about the world, she is sure of Edward, or MPW (Mafia Princeward) as he has been affectionately named, and what he means to her. She does not doubt what she means to him at any point. Refreshing? Uh, yeah.

Edward...hmmmm. What do I say? Please come over and sweet talk me in some Italian while we shotgun in between swigs of Grey Goose and then...we'll let the night take it's course. I'm glad he's finally 18, because I felt bad about my sinful thoughts for quite a while. But seriously, Edward is very cocksure about himself. He's intelligent and impatient, he's passionate about the things he loves. He's talented and gifted in a lot of ways, but people tend to see his tough exterior more than anything. And poor baby, he has so many issues to be so young and privileged.

The narrative between Edward and Bella is very distinctive. A lot of times in ff, you can't sense the distinction, but you can in EP. And it's not because Edward swears and Bella doesn't. Bella's purity is very prevalent in her narrative. As well as her inquisitive nature. Edward's internal struggle to grow into a self-sufficient man is very dominant. He's more humble than he appears on the outside.

I loved EP from chapter 1, even with my squeamish nature. But when asked to pick a chapter that stands out I have to say the combo of 17: Punishment, 18: Despair and Hope and 19: Secret Sorrows, but I'm not telling you why. If you start now, you can reach that point by tonight and agree with me.

Also, I love both Emmett and Carlisle in this fic as well. Carlisle is seriously misunderstood and Emmett is like the perfectly, annoying older brother.

Just Wait

2009-12-08T17:41:00.000-08:00

FIC/LINK: Just Wait

AUTHOR: InstantKarmaGirl

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: In a world saturated by vices, Bella is forced to move in with her father to avoid the repercussions of her past deeds. But after she meets the socially withdrawn adopted son of the town's doctor, will she allow herself to open up and heal?

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Rebellious teen Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad. Here she meets the socially secluded Edward with a past as torn as hers. After being paired together, the two try to understand one another and survive the woes of high school life.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 1: The characters are really different to other fics Ihave read. Edward is the loser of the school and Bella is really rebellious teen!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Chapter 17: Faramir's Wildflower. You get a really good look into the heads of Edward and Bella and their communication picks up a bit...very progressive chapter

FINAL THOUGHT: Pot smoking, car stealing, Jake-f*cking Bella drives me insane! But her rebellions just draw you in. Shes blunt and knows what she wants. Edward is the loser of the school and its super facinating to see B and E interact. This is a definite need to read fic!

Age of Consent: My Summer as a Legal Intern

2009-10-21T00:20:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Age of Consent: My Summer as a Legal Intern

AUTHOR: littlesecret84

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Bella is almost 17 and begins an internship at the Cllalam County District Court one summer. She's infatuated with her boss, Edward, a 26 year old attorney who drives her to and from work. The tension is there on Day 1, let's see where it will take them

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Whilst interning for Edward during the summer, Bella falls for Edward. Th problem is he's almost 10 years her senior. So drama ensues as they try to hide their relationship from all the judging eyes of the world and figure out if they can really make it work.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapter 4: Navy Blue Sailor Dress. This chapt has both EPOV and BPOV and will leave you squirming in your seat for more!

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: OK there's a few in here...pretty much any chapter that involves the disapproving parentals has an EPIC outcomes!

FINAL THOUGHT: I have to admit Bella in this fic drives me insane! Shes bratty and whiny and walks all over Edward. Edward is annoying too as he is happy to be her door mat. Read it if you dare or if you dont mind an immature 16 yr old Bella.

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT:
I actually love Age of Consent. I will agree, that Bella has her whiny moments, but she is 16 and the whiny moments decrease as she gets older. By the end, it's gone. I enjoyed how devoted they are to each other and I found it interesting that Edward is more verbal in his feelings than Bella is. Simply because it's usually reverse, but he is older and more mature and so the idea is that he has a better grip on what he wants. He wants Bella. I also love that they aren't perfect. Edward has student loans and Bella has a hymen. Littlesecret84 is a realistic writer and I think that throws some people off, but I enjoy it. A lot of people had issue with the nearly ten-year age gap, but I love that part. It's also interesting who ends up being the antagonists to their relationship, people you would NEVER expect.

I pick the combo of Chapter 9: New Clothes and Chapter 10: light blue top, dark denim, converse. It's a huge, HUGE turning point and I think these two chapters are what officially sold me on AoC. There is a point in chapter 10 that you'll know it when you read it...*swoon*

Also, there are outtakes for this fanfic and you should read them. I had a hand in influencing the first one, White. However, they are all great.

Fate and Forgotten Secrets

2009-10-20T23:43:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK:Fate and Forgotten Secrets

AUTHOR: snshyne

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Back home Bella feels trapped in a loveless relationship. Can she be saved? Will Bella's pain and Edward's secret push them together or tear them apart? Is love enough? Rating: M, violence, AH, E/B, canon pairings. *future lemons*

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Bella is broken after a bad breakup and is surprised to find comfort in Edward. The beginning is so emotional and the author makes you want to swoop in and be Bellas white knight. Alice is a crack up with her love of designer gear.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapt 9: Betrayal. OMG!! No words!! The author will have you screaming and crying and determined to stick with the fic to see how things play out.

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: This fic is only 16 chapts in and so far Chapt 9 is the most EPIC chapter. Warning, not for the faint hearted or those that enjoy Fluffy,fluffy fics. You want to murder a certain someone by the end of this chapt!!

FINAL THOUGHT: It takes a little bit for E and B to find each and they still aren't together yet but im sure the suspense will be worth it! The drama is fantastic and realistic so this is a must read fic!

Tides

2009-10-20T19:49:00.000-07:00

FIC/LINK: Tides

AUTHOR: lambcullen

HOW THE AUTHOR DESCRIBES IT: Bella's inheritance - an old house once owned by Granddad Aro. However, she is surprised to find an unexpected house guest living there. He knows her, but who the hell is he? OOC AH Lemons...Fluff...the usual

HOW I DESCRIBE IT: Freakin HOT!! ERECTIONWARD!!!
SO Bella is trying to put her life back together again after some personal problems and does so by going to live in the middle of nowhere to 'find herself'. But of course E will complicate things for her.

CHAPT THAT WILL SUCK YOU IN: Chapt 1!! The way E is introduced into the fic is just heavenly ;)

CHAPT THAT IS EPIC: Considering this is still a new fic I dont think we have reached an epic chapter yet so i will have to get back to you...

FINAL THOUGHT: Definitely a must read fic! The witty banter surrounded in sexual tension may may you combust whilst reading!

SNSHYNE'S FINAL THOUGHT:
Honestly, anything by lambcullen is pure gold! But there is something about Tides that is like that flawless gold you can only imagine; the stuff you read about in Disney fairy tales. Erectionward is just beyond marvelous. He's dominant, but in a kind way that is easy to see right off the bat. He's compassionate and thoughtful. I mean, he really cares about Bella. It's not just the typical sex with him that is so common in so much fanfic. And surprise, Bella is not annoying!! Poor thing, she has some issues that I really hope she can work through. This Bella is strong and it's fun to watch it develop. If I had to pick an 'epic chapter' it would be Chapter 13: Memories. Go read it and find out why.

My first Blog...wow...really??

2009-10-19T19:14:00.000-07:00

OK so those who know me know that i really should join an FF Anonymous Group LOL

So this blog is step 1 of my program: Recognizing you have a problem.

So by recognizing, i will name and describe all the fics i have read :D

I never said i would make it to step 2 :D